oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to
it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them
Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?
why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead