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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

(Source: mildshota)

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead